Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Or it may not but can you really afford to take that chance? Sam Stall firmly establishes that he has the necessary motor skills to write. "What may seem like a simple, unnecessary child's board-book for adults on the surface is actually an action-packed, step-by-step guide that might actually change your life. By taking on a hard-hitting, polemic theme, Stall proves that one man's blasphemy is another man's sense of humor."BookFetish

Jehovah God said Most humans don't realize what a terrible dancer Jesus is. Hi, mortals!Most humans don't realize what a terrible dancer Jesus is. Which is why I love this book. Each page lovingly explores in detail just how badly Jesus dances.I mean seriously, it's pathetic. He's the lamest and whitest dancer in the history of lame white dancing. That's right, he's doing the Carlton on the cover.I encourage everyone to get this book so you can laugh at My Son's 'dancing' as well.Love,God. "HOLY ROCK N ROLLY!!!" according to Ron. He may have holes in his feet but he does NOT have any holes in his game! Watch Jesus turn water and wine into a Yahweh part-ay. I recommend everyone to read this book and urge the church to amend the bible and add this gospel of funk. If you want to see miracles, then you need to see how Jesus turns Jew lepers into two-steppers.. "My Savior has Savoir Faire!!!" according to Patricia M Foley. I knew he could raise the dead, didn't know he could drop it like it's hot! Holy spirited fun for everyone turn some water into wine, pass around the loaves and fishes, and get down with your disciples!

Sam Stall is an author, freelance writer, and former editor of Indianapolis Monthly magazine. . Sam lives in Indianapolis, Indiana. He has written more than a dozen books specializing in humor and pop culture, including the South Park episode guides

Each dance move is outlined with: how to, inspiration, and an illustration. Are you cursed with two left feet? Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not. Best of all, two of the dances are animated for full effect by a lenticular cover and last-spread finale, making this a truly one-of-a-kind novelty item!As the Bible says in Ecclesiastes, there is, "A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, a time to dance.". Slyly irreverent but ultimately festive, Dancing with Jesus is illustrated in full color. Dances include: the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga. Salvation is at hand.Singing hymns of praise is standard practice-now it's time to set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves