How to Live Like a Supervillain

This is possibly helpful advice from Poison, a knife wielding super strong supervillain in the world of "The Crisis" and "Crisis on Just One Earth" It is advice about how to live like a supervillain even if you don't have any powers and don't want to go to jail. It's all about attitude. That's a challenge. All characters are over 18. Break the rules. My best friend The Crisis wears a cape. Figure out how to get a smart girl in bed. If your wife is a telekinetic and telepath who can crush your balls with a wave of her hand, you may want to reconsider lying to her as an option. You never know who's going to try and kill you. Excerpts: On high school: Don't get arrested. Capes are for people who can lift a skyscraper or pretentious assholes. And she might teach you something. On dating: Anyone can sleep with a s

Charisa Lynn said Fun quick and hilarious. I would suggest reading Crisis on one earth first, but even if you haven't read them it's still a funny book and way worth your time. There are far too many quotable lines in here, read it and discover them yourself.