Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
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"His uncelebrity fitness book is probably the funniest thing on the market today."--People magazine"Undaunted by the USA's hopeless devotion to physical fitness, author Dave Barry squares off against serious exercise junkies with Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, identifying the absurdity of it all in textbook format."--USA Today -- Review
Dee Kaiser said Dave was in fine form when he put out this. Barry gives his slant to exercise in his own special way. This is a must for any reading room book rack at a health spa. Dave was in fine form when he put out this.. "Too funny. So wonderful!" according to Kristen Jackson. Maybe my favorite book ever. So very funny, as Dave Barry always is. "Get ready for guttural laughter" according to Amazon Customer in Dallas. Classic Dave Barry! A short read that you will read twice (at least). Get ready for Dave Barry's usual hilarious views, this time on working out and staying fit. If you have a fitness area in your home of office, this book belongs there. Enjoy!
That's why the entire U.S. Of course, they're so busy getting fit that many don't even know where their offices are. economy is now manufactured overseas.Barry on fitness after deathA quick chill, to approximately 325 degrees below zero, yields a muscle tone that we normally associate only with world-class body builders and certain minerals!Barry on nutritionEvery morning you should take a vitamin A pill, followed by a vitamin D, followed by an E, until you've spelled the healthful mnemonic phrase: "A DEAD CAD BAKED A BAD CAKE, ACE." And eat all the fiber-rich foods you can shove down your throat; these would be mainly your cotton candy and your Slim Jims.Barry on junk foodsWhite bread and refined sugar, if eaten, cause death within hours. After that it becomes pretty disgusting.. This manual may help, too, but you'll just have to buy it and find out.Barry on executive fitnessToday's top executives eat teeny meals and run 10 miles an
He is the author of more than 20 books and lives in Miami, Florida.. Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning Miami Herald journalist whose articles appear in hundreds of newspapers each week