The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

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The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

2018-02-20 The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

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About the Author RITCH DUNCAN and BOB POWERS have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb. . They live in New York City

Your very life depends on it.. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. You cannot afford to not read this book. Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. * You are not a monster.The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this:* Werewolves are real.* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have ac

Brien J Hoyle said Five Stars. Well received gift. BJ's Mom. "I bought this as a gift" according to Ezra Boyd. And I ended up reading it through TWICE before I finally gave it to the person I had intended it for! It's very well written, and a real hoot if you like comical "self help"-type books. Literally the PERFECT gift for the werewolf in your life!. Cool book As a fan of anything werewolf, I had been wanting to buy this since I first saw it. Finally broke down and bit the silver bullet so to speak and enjoyed it very much. Very fang in cheek and like the best of the cheesy movies, takes itself oh so seriously. Love it.

RITCH DUNCAN and BOB POWERS have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. They live in New York City. Illustrator EMILY FLAKE is a New York based cartoonist and illustrator who is grateful to have gotten close enough to study her subjects for this book without being torn limb from limb.